showFortune({"format":"text","fortune":"Q:&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbspWhy do ducks have big flat feet?<br/>A:&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbspTo stamp out forest fires.<br/><br/>Q:&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbspWhy do elephants have big flat feet?<br/>A:&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbspTo stamp out flaming ducks.","index":10287,"permalink":"http://www.fortune.ninja/fortune/bsd_linux.html?id=10287","raw":"Q:\tWhy do ducks have big flat feet?\nA:\tTo stamp out forest fires.\n\nQ:\tWhy do elephants have big flat feet?\nA:\tTo stamp out flaming ducks.","success":true});