showFortune({"format":"text","fortune":"Fourth Law of Applied Terror:<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbspThe night before the English History mid-term, your Biology<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbspinstructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.<br/><br/>Corollary:<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbspEvery instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbspstudy for that instructor&#x27;s course.","index":5230,"permalink":"http://www.fortune.ninja/fortune/bsd_linux.html?id=5230","raw":"Fourth Law of Applied Terror:\n\tThe night before the English History mid-term, your Biology\n\tinstructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.\n\nCorollary:\n\tEvery instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except\n\tstudy for that instructor's course.","success":true});