showFortune({"format":"text","fortune":"&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbspTo lose weight, eat less; to gain weight, eat more; if you merely<br/>wish to maintain, do whatever you were doing.<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbspThe Bronx diet is a legitimate system of food therapy showing that<br/>food SHOULD be used a crutch and which food could be the most effective in<br/>promoting spiritual and emotional satisfaction.  For the first time, an<br/>eater could instantly grasp the connection between relieving depression and<br/>Mallomars, and understand why a lover&#x27;s quarrel isn&#x27;t so bad if there&#x27;s a<br/>pint of ice cream nearby.<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp-- Richard Smith, &quot;The Bronx Diet&quot;","index":388,"permalink":"http://www.fortune.ninja/fortune/bsd_linux.html?id=388","raw":"\tTo lose weight, eat less; to gain weight, eat more; if you merely\nwish to maintain, do whatever you were doing.\n\tThe Bronx diet is a legitimate system of food therapy showing that\nfood SHOULD be used a crutch and which food could be the most effective in\npromoting spiritual and emotional satisfaction.  For the first time, an\neater could instantly grasp the connection between relieving depression and\nMallomars, and understand why a lover's quarrel isn't so bad if there's a\npint of ice cream nearby.\n\t\t-- Richard Smith, \"The Bronx Diet\"","success":true});