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On FHA0, is sleeping?
What system file, lay here a while  This, this is "acct.run,"
While hackers around it were weeping?  Accounting file for everyone.
         Dump, dump it and type it out,
         The file, the highseg of login.
Why lies it here, on public disk
And why is it now unprotected?
A bug in incant, made it thus.    Mount, mount all your DECtapes now
And copy the file somehow, somehow.  The problem has not been corrected.
         Dump, dump it and type it out,
         The file, the highseg of login.
   -- to Greensleeves","index":13686,"permalink":"http://www.fortune.ninja/fortune/bsd_linux.html?id=13686","raw":"What segment's this, that, laid to rest\nOn FHA0, is sleeping?\nWhat system file, lay here a while\tThis, this is \"acct.run,\"\nWhile hackers around it were weeping?\tAccounting file for everyone.\n\t\t\t\t\tDump, dump it and type it out,\n\t\t\t\t\tThe file, the highseg of login.\nWhy lies it here, on public disk\nAnd why is it now unprotected?\nA bug in incant, made it thus.\t\tMount, mount all your DECtapes now\nAnd copy the file somehow, somehow.\tThe problem has not been corrected.\n\t\t\t\t\tDump, dump it and type it out,\n\t\t\t\t\tThe file, the highseg of login.\n\t\t-- to Greensleeves","success":true});