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<Knghtbrd> Granted, RMS is a fanatic, I don't deny this. I'll even say
he's a royal pain in the arse most of the time. But he's
still more often right than not, and he deserves some level of
credit and respect for his work. We would NOT be here today
without him.
The Fortune.Ninja is...
  • An all-knowing, all-seeing oracular deity that will deign to tell you what the future holds.
  • A total fraud based on a cryptographically insecure random number generator
  • A fun side project to experiment with different messaging APIs.
  • An API for getting fortunes on your website or in your app!
  • Free! With full source code available!
  • Hopefully safe for work, but not edited by me.
There are lots of sources you can try:
More details, including license info and API access endpoints!
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