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Imagine that Cray computer decides to make a personal computer. It has
a 150 MHz processor, 200 megabytes of RAM, 1500 megabytes of disk
storage, a screen resolution of 4096 x 4096 pixels, relies entirely on
voice recognition for input, fits in your shirt pocket and costs $300.
What's the first question that the computer community asks?

"Is it PC compatible?"
The Fortune.Ninja is...
  • An all-knowing, all-seeing oracular deity that will deign to tell you what the future holds.
  • A total fraud based on a cryptographically insecure random number generator
  • A fun side project to experiment with different messaging APIs.
  • An API for getting fortunes on your website or in your app!
  • Free! With full source code available!
  • Hopefully safe for work, but not edited by me.
There are lots of sources you can try:
More details, including license info and API access endpoints!
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