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Sometimes I get the feeling that there are orgies going on all over New
York City, and somebody says, "Let's call Desmond," and somebody else says,
"Why bother? He's probably home reading the Encyclopedia Britannica."
        -- Paul Desmond, jazz saxophonist
The Fortune.Ninja is...
  • An all-knowing, all-seeing oracular deity that will deign to tell you what the future holds.
  • A total fraud based on a cryptographically insecure random number generator
  • A fun side project to experiment with different messaging APIs.
  • An API for getting fortunes on your website or in your app!
  • Free! With full source code available!
  • Hopefully safe for work, but not edited by me.
There are lots of sources you can try:
More details, including license info and API access endpoints!
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