Welcome!
More than any time in history, mankind now faces a crossroads. One path
leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction.
Let us pray that we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
-- Woody Allen, "Side Effects"
leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction.
Let us pray that we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
-- Woody Allen, "Side Effects"
The Fortune.Ninja is...
- An all-knowing, all-seeing oracular deity that will deign to tell you what the future holds.
- A total fraud based on a cryptographically insecure random number generator
- A fun side project to experiment with different messaging APIs.
- An API for getting fortunes on your website or in your app!
- Free! With full source code available!
- Hopefully safe for work, but not edited by me.
More details, including license info and API access endpoints!
