Welcome!


Usually, in the studio, on this sort of thing ... you just go out and have
a play over it, and see what comes, and it's usually -- mostly -- the first
take that's the best one, and you find yourself repeating yourself thereafter.
        -- David Gilmour, on the famous guitar solo in "Time"
The Fortune.Ninja is...
  • An all-knowing, all-seeing oracular deity that will deign to tell you what the future holds.
  • A total fraud based on a cryptographically insecure random number generator
  • A fun side project to experiment with different messaging APIs.
  • An API for getting fortunes on your website or in your app!
  • Free! With full source code available!
  • Hopefully safe for work, but not edited by me.
There are lots of sources you can try:
More details, including license info and API access endpoints!
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