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Recipe for a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster:
    (1) Take the juice from one bottle of Ol' Janx Spirit
    (2) Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of
        Santraginus V (Oh, those Santraginean fish!)
    (3) Allow 3 cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the
        mixture (properly iced or the benzine is lost.)
    (4) Allow four liters of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it.
    (5) Over the back of a silver spoon, float a measure of
        Qualactin Hypermint extract.
    (6) Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve.
    (7) Sprinkle Zamphuor.
    (8) Add an olive.
    (9) Drink... but... very carefully...
The Fortune.Ninja is...
  • An all-knowing, all-seeing oracular deity that will deign to tell you what the future holds.
  • A total fraud based on a cryptographically insecure random number generator
  • A fun side project to experiment with different messaging APIs.
  • An API for getting fortunes on your website or in your app!
  • Free! With full source code available!
  • Hopefully safe for work, but not edited by me.
There are lots of sources you can try:
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