Welcome!
Symptom: Everything has gone dark.
Fault: The Bar is closing.
Action Required: Panic.
Symptom: You awaken to find your bed hard, cold and wet.
You cannot see the bathroom light.
Fault: You have spent the night in the gutter.
Action Required: Check your watch to see if bars are open yet. If not,
treat yourself to a lie-in.
-- Bar Troubleshooting
Fault: The Bar is closing.
Action Required: Panic.
Symptom: You awaken to find your bed hard, cold and wet.
You cannot see the bathroom light.
Fault: You have spent the night in the gutter.
Action Required: Check your watch to see if bars are open yet. If not,
treat yourself to a lie-in.
-- Bar Troubleshooting
The Fortune.Ninja is...
- An all-knowing, all-seeing oracular deity that will deign to tell you what the future holds.
- A total fraud based on a cryptographically insecure random number generator
- A fun side project to experiment with different messaging APIs.
- An API for getting fortunes on your website or in your app!
- Free! With full source code available!
- Hopefully safe for work, but not edited by me.
More details, including license info and API access endpoints!
