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<Zoid> I still think you guys are nuts merging Q and QW. :P
<knghtbrd> Of course we're nuts. Even John said so. =>
<taniwha> Zoid: we're nuts, but we're productive nuts:)
The Fortune.Ninja is...
  • An all-knowing, all-seeing oracular deity that will deign to tell you what the future holds.
  • A total fraud based on a cryptographically insecure random number generator
  • A fun side project to experiment with different messaging APIs.
  • An API for getting fortunes on your website or in your app!
  • Free! With full source code available!
  • Hopefully safe for work, but not edited by me.
There are lots of sources you can try:
More details, including license info and API access endpoints!
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